Adam Carolla
"You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it."
Adam Carolla
"If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it."
Adam Carolla
"I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world."
Adam Carolla
"I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars."
Adam Carolla
"I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary."
Adam Carolla
"The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing."
Adam Carolla
"You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it."
Adam Carolla
"You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it."
Adam Carolla
"Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay."
Adam Carolla
"I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed."
Adam Carolla
"Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you."
Adam Carolla
"What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers."
Adam Carolla
"If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not."
Adam Carolla
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