Adam Carolla
"I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself."
Adam Carolla
"Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average."
Adam Carolla
"I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that."
Adam Carolla
"The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks."
Adam Carolla
"The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car."
Adam Carolla
"I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women."
Adam Carolla
"I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind."
Adam Carolla
"I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind."
Adam Carolla
"No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader."
Adam Carolla
"I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary."
Adam Carolla
"I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars."
Adam Carolla
"If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it."
Adam Carolla
"If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'"
Adam Carolla
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