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"No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar."
Abraham Lincoln
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Good
Man
Liar
Memory
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
Abraham Lincoln
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Me
Coffee
Tea
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
Abraham Lincoln
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Would
Wearing
Were
"Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves."
Abraham Lincoln
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See
Ability
Others
Describe
"All people from small islands dance funny."
A. A. Gill
Funny
People
Dance
Small
"I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back."
Aaron Douglas
Funny
Walk
You
Time
"It's so funny, I've done so many projects where I've been interrogated. I guest starred on almost every hour drama, and I'm always the guy they think is the bad guy but then they find out is not."
Aaron Paul
Funny
Bad
Always
Think
"When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's funny now to think about it - that a friend getting a job or something had anything to do with me... I think that my relationship with my wife has played a pivotal role in the chilling out of Aaron."
Aaron Staton
Funny
Me
Relationship
Wife
"It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs."
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Funny
You
People
America
"I was raised by women. Now I'm raising women. I was always better around girls. I live in an all-female household. I even have two female dogs... It's funny how that turned out."
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Funny
Women
Better
Always
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