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"Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses."

You World Glasses Your Clean

"I'm blind without my glasses."

Blind Glasses Without

"I never really thought of myself as an Asian-American cartoonist, any more than I thought of myself as a cartoonist who wears glasses."

Myself Never Glasses Who

"I love girls, whether they wear glasses or not!"

Love Glasses Wear Whether

"I have my misgivings about 3-D. I don't like the lack of blacks and whites, how it dulls the image, how the color gets corrupted. I don't necessarily like the experience of having heavy glasses in front of me."

Experience Me Glasses Like

"I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like you're on a roller coaster."

You Drunk Getting Glasses

"I was the kind of reader in smudged pink harlequin glasses sitting on the cool, dusty floor of the Arrandale public library, standing at the edge of the playground, having broken a tooth in dodge ball, and lying under my covers with a flashlight."

Cool Glasses Library Broken

"I wear glasses, have a big scar, I sing loud, and I am blond. I'm sorry!"

I Am Glasses Big Sorry

"It took years of psychotherapy before I even considered dating. I lost weight, replaced my glasses with contact lenses and felt a lot more confident. But I find it really hard to hold down a relationship."

Relationship Dating Glasses More

"Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it."

Anthony Jeselnik

You Face Glasses Hair

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