"We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution."
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."
"These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have."
"Shorts are silly. Men in shorts are silly men. And silly is the very worst thing a man can be."
"There are five great ages of man - five moments when you need to reevaluate everything, clear out the cupboard and the wardrobe, and most importantly, your head. They are 13, 20, 30, 40 and 60. All men need to know this."
"Men and women understand different things about personal boundaries. What men call privacy, women know as secrecy."
"For men, privacy means not being told stuff that would hurt. For women, secrecy is having stuff go on behind your back."
"Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping."
"Here dead lie we because we did not choose to live and shame the land from which we sprung. Life, to be sure, is nothing much to lose; but young men think it is, and we were young."