"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves; and under the rule of a just God, cannot long retain it."
"I love people who have really long locs. I love how they can go in different directions or pile it up into a big crown on the head."
"It takes a long time, I think, to get to the place where you realize you may love the hairstyle that somebody else has."
"When you look at traditions closely, examine what they really are, you realize they're made up of layers and layers of deferrals, delays, indecisions, tomorrows and long lunches."
"Really, I like the future. I appreciate my automatic alarm-call necklace in case I get lost and confused in a mall. I appreciate the watch that tells the hospital my blood pressure's gone ballistic. I like my computer, just as long as it doesn't get ideas above its workstation."
"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?'"
"When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory."
"I tried the paleo diet, which is the caveman diet - lots of meat. And I tried the calorie restriction diet: The idea is that if you eat very, very little - if you're on the verge of starvation, you will live a very long time, whether or not you want to, of course."
"If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior."
"The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long."