"The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed."
"The lips of the wise are as the doors of a cabinet; no sooner are they opened, but treasures are poured out before thee."
"I'm really into lip cream. I have this one by Hourglass: it's an oil with this gold-tip applicator, and it's schmancy-schmancy. When you get to the point that your lips are cracking, the price is worth it."
"Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips."
"Those women with collagen lips just look like frogs - 'muffin mouths,' I call them. There's not a line on their brows, and all the emotion gone from their faces, like all those actresses in 'Desperate Housewives.'"
"My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus."
"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
"I'm obsessed with lip stuff. I have to have stuff on my lips at all times."