Stephen Colbert
"Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses."
Stephen Colbert
"I'm very comfortable with uncomfortable situations, and I think that can seem odd to people, that I like the thrill of discomfort."
Stephen Colbert
"All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about."
Stephen Colbert
"I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry."
Stephen Colbert
"I believe gender is a spectrum, and I fall somewhere between Channing Tatum and Winnie the Pooh."
Stephen Colbert
"In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars."
Stephen Colbert
"I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law."
Stephen Colbert
"There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell."
Stephen Colbert
"The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you."
Stephen Colbert
"Don't be afraid to make things up. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They're qualified to."
Stephen Colbert
"You can't really be passionately moderate. It's like wearing an 'Extra Medium' - it doesn't exist."
Stephen Colbert
"I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising."
Stephen Colbert
"I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those."
Stephen Colbert
"You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians."
Stephen Colbert
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