Mallory Ortberg
"Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people."
Mallory Ortberg
"Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship."
Mallory Ortberg
"Your partner cannot fault you for refusing to host a perpetual-motion party or for the fact that you must sleep and will eventually die."
Mallory Ortberg
"Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator."
Mallory Ortberg
"Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator."
Mallory Ortberg
"Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure."
Mallory Ortberg
"It's OK to tell your partner to objectify you. That's part of the fun of having a partner."
Mallory Ortberg
"I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration."
Mallory Ortberg
"Addicts sometimes have a penchant for becoming the center of attention at other people's celebrations."
Mallory Ortberg
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