Leslie Nielsen
"I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important."
Leslie Nielsen
"The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address."
Leslie Nielsen
"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking."
Leslie Nielsen
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Leslie Nielsen
"I've produced, but as for directing, that's a dream that'll have to go unfulfilled."
Leslie Nielsen
"If I couldn't be an actor, I would only consider being an astronaut, a sea otter, or a gynecologist."
Leslie Nielsen
"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
Leslie Nielsen
"I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important."
Leslie Nielsen
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible."
Leslie Nielsen
"It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places."
Leslie Nielsen
"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking."
Leslie Nielsen
"The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address."
Leslie Nielsen
"I like that kind of 'straight-faced' comedy. I like to be straight-faced and outrageous."
Leslie Nielsen
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