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Jonathan Krisel


"Bands on tour are very good cultivators of what's the avant-garde of comedy."
Jonathan Krisel

Good Comedy Very Tour
"There is no 'recycle too much.' That's an oxymoron."
Jonathan Krisel

Too Much Too Much Recycle
"Comedy is like horror - you have to shock something in the viewer's system to make them feel it."
Jonathan Krisel

You Feel Like Something
"Things that people are doing constantly but aren't thinking about. That's the ultimate 'Portlandia' concept."
Jonathan Krisel

People Thinking Doing Things
"Everything on TV is perfect, and it's so boring."
Jonathan Krisel

Boring Everything Perfect TV
"My brand of comedy is taking a serious approach to silliness. Small moments of modern life and human behavior make me laugh. At least that's where everything starts, and then my other through line would be a dry absurdity that exponentially spirals out of reality."
Jonathan Krisel

Life Me Reality Behavior
"I know, especially in my family, people's feelings get hurt over the tiniest things. I'm sure that's true in every family. But, for instance, one year, I came a little bit late to Thanksgiving, and I was supposed to bring a salad. And I just brought a bag of lettuce, and put it in a bowl. Five years later, I heard that my mom was incensed."
Jonathan Krisel

Family People Bag Late
"Portland is utopia. My favorite thing would be it's earnestness. I am earnest, too."
Jonathan Krisel

I Am Utopia Would Favorite
"I am huge fan of Australian comedy. 'Strictly Ballroom' is one of my favorite movies. Definitely the British Commonwealth's sensibility is where I draw a lot of my influences."
Jonathan Krisel

I Am Movies Comedy Fan
"I like dry-to-the-bone stuff. I don't know what it is. I was raised on PBS showing weird British comedies."
Jonathan Krisel

Weird Know Like British
"'Fawlty Towers' was a huge influence on me. I mean, it was so slapstick, too. 'Are You Being Served?' was on 15 times a day, it seemed like, and I loved it."
Jonathan Krisel

Me You Day Like
"My dad did show me interesting movies at a young age. I remember he showed me 'A Clockwork Orange,' and my mom said, 'I never want to see this movie in my house again.'"
Jonathan Krisel

Me Age Never Remember
"I went to film school, and I came in when video art was king, weird stuff was king, and there, you don't have a script as your bible."
Jonathan Krisel

Art You King Bible
"Certain shows, when it's all comedy, it's like when you eat something that's too sweet and it just tastes gross. You need that salted caramel."
Jonathan Krisel

You Sweet Like Something
"Louie Anderson thinks my thing is the absurdness of reality. That's what we do on 'Portlandia' all the time. I try to bring that absurdness of reality to everything."
Jonathan Krisel

Time Reality Try Everything
"I always look at 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail.' They talked about how they wrote this movie with horses, and then they realized that horses are super-expensive and time-consuming. 'Why don't we just change it to coconuts?' That's part of my process."
Jonathan Krisel

Change Look Always Process
"I loved 'Welcome to the Dollhouse.' That was one of the most influential movies ever. You know that genre with the nerdy girl, and she redeems herself in the end. Like 'Napoleon Dynamite.' And in 'Welcome to the Dollhouse,' she doesn't. She sucks. It's like, that's what's real. That's what's heartbreaking."
Jonathan Krisel

You Welcome Girl Real
"You can tell a lot about a person by what comedians they like."
Jonathan Krisel

You Person Like Tell
"A huge part of making something work is getting along with people you work with. You want them to succeed; you want them to bring their ideas to life as much as possible."
Jonathan Krisel

Life Work You People
"As the director, you have it in your mind how you want the part done, how you want someone to do it, and so sometimes you just say, 'Why don't I do it myself?' So for a little role, I'll just do it."
Jonathan Krisel

Myself You Mind Sometimes
"There's a good family of actors in 'Portlandia.' It's a small community with people who pop up again and again. The show's a little weird show, and you want to grow with the people who are in it, like Dana who plays the chicken waitress, and Ellen who was the adult babysitter."
Jonathan Krisel

Good Family You People
"Portland is a place where everyone closes their eyes and crosses their fingers and hopes for a better community. They keep it small and local, and usually they think if they just make great coffee, it's the best thing for the neighborhood."
Jonathan Krisel

Best Eyes Great Coffee
"A lot of the 'Portlandia' characters and a lot of the moments aren't really TV-worthy, but that's what is so refreshing about seeing them."
Jonathan Krisel

Refreshing About Seeing Moments
"'Portlandia' is 100 percent improvised, and I came into this business not knowing anything."
Jonathan Krisel

Business Anything Not Knowing Knowing
"There's a thing in comedy where you take one step into a bad idea, but if you take 10, then it becomes a good idea again."
Jonathan Krisel

Good You Step Bad
"I'm never trying to make something esoteric; it just happens."
Jonathan Krisel

Never Trying Something Just
"The Internet is a good way to try some stuff with no big crew and no money being spent. Since there are no stakes to it, you can try to be a little experimental."
Jonathan Krisel

Good You Money Internet
"Once the big lights come in, you can feel self-conscious. How can you capture the scene without ruining it and freezing people up? You keep it small and lean."
Jonathan Krisel

You People Feel Big
"You can use cheap technology to get a great look."
Jonathan Krisel

You Technology Great Look
"I'm a huge 'Twin Peaks' fan."
Jonathan Krisel

Fan Peaks Huge Twin
"It's exciting being in the present. You're always reading emails, talking about the future, looking at pictures on Facebook of the past. But living in the present? It's almost a dead medium. I almost want to do a sketch about being in the present."
Jonathan Krisel

Future You Past Always
"With all the outlets, if you have a strong comedic voice, there's a venue to do your thing. It's a bit of a meritocracy, where the best stuff rises to the top."
Jonathan Krisel

Best You Voice Your
"It's how you define yourself. It's not Nirvana or Pearl Jam: it's, 'Do you watch 'Portlandia' or 'Amy Schumer'?' It relates to a specific sense of humor. And, 'Do you know the hidden gems?' Like, if you knew the Pixies in the '80s."
Jonathan Krisel

You Humor Yourself Know
"In Portland, it rains all the time - but who cares? That's not funny. That's not universal."
Jonathan Krisel

Funny Time Who Who Cares
"For me, I love and hate Costco. I think it's ruined America and made America great."
Jonathan Krisel

Love Me Great Hate
"There's some moments in your life where you're just like, 'I need something just funny.' That's the noble thing you can do. Make someone forget about their life for 22 minutes."
Jonathan Krisel

Life Funny You Like
"The end goal is to make a piece that everybody has ownership over and everybody's proud of because everybody contributed to it. I think there's a communist, socialist vibe to 'Portlandia' to make it work."
Jonathan Krisel

Work Think Proud End
"On 'Baskets,' I'm not sure what the demographic is."
Jonathan Krisel

Sure Demographic
"I know comedy; I know how to do crazy, off-the-wall stuff that makes me laugh out loud."
Jonathan Krisel

Me Crazy Laugh Know
"Nobody sets out to be evil. They're insecure, and they make bad decisions."
Jonathan Krisel

Evil Bad Nobody Decisions
"If you have, especially with siblings, something like the competition for mom's affection, it just never goes away."
Jonathan Krisel

You Competition Never Like
"I definitely feel the pressure to keep things fresh and original."
Jonathan Krisel

Feel Pressure Things Fresh
"I always want to push myself."
Jonathan Krisel

Myself Always Want Push
"I love working with nonactors."
Jonathan Krisel

Love Working I Love
"One second here and there will make all the difference between something being funny and not being funny. That's why I like going, 'Well, we wrote that six months ago, and it was funny one time we read it, but it's not funny anymore. So what? Just dump it.'"
Jonathan Krisel

Funny Time Will Like
"You see a lot of comedic content that's not funny, and you can tell that it's supposed to be funny, but it's actually not funny."
Jonathan Krisel

Funny You See Tell
"Different actors have different rhythms. My goal as a director is to let these guys get their best work out."
Jonathan Krisel

Best Work Director Out
"When people feel vulnerable, they make slapstick decisions."
Jonathan Krisel

People Feel Decisions Make
"I look at a show like 'Roseanne.' That's super influential on me. It's very funny, very real, with real problems. That was a big influence, and I don't know if you see that all the time in the network world."
Jonathan Krisel

Funny Me You Time

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