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Irwin Corey
Irwin Corey
"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."
Irwin Corey
You
Marriage
Lose
Like
"When your IQ rises to 28, sell."
Irwin Corey
Your
IQ
Sell
Rises
"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going."
Irwin Corey
Change
History
Ends
"If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going."
Irwin Corey
Change
History
Ends
"Without this great land of ours, we would all drown."
Irwin Corey
Land
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
Irwin Corey
Smile
Gun
Long
"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."
Irwin Corey
Marriage
Wedding
Best Love
"Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser."
Irwin Corey
Drinking
Beer
Alcohol
"Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries."
Irwin Corey
Shoes
Two
Tennis
"With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the mind is often first through the heart. And once is the mind & heart are open, so many things become possible."
Irwin Corey
Change
Heart
Profound
"Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends."
Irwin Corey
New Friends
More Money
"I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office."
Irwin Corey
Believe
Office
Crooks
"When your IQ rises to 28, sell."
Irwin Corey
Intellectual
Intelligence
Sells
"Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure."
Irwin Corey
Today
Procedures
Protocol
"It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you."
Irwin Corey
Change
Growth
Pieces
"Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!"
Irwin Corey
Beholder
Behinds
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