Artie Lange
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
Artie Lange
"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Artie Lange
"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."
Artie Lange
"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."
Artie Lange
"'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty."
Artie Lange
"The road is a lonely place, and that sounds like a cliche, you know, like what is my life?"
Artie Lange
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